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Joke of the Day
"I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*"
Next Joke
"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."
"What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? ""Sorry, I just needed to vent"""
"test icles"
"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years."
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."