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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."

"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."

"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."

"I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair"

"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the little bitch's house."