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Joke of the Day
"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"
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"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."
"At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""."
"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""
"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"
"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."
"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
"u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA"
"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."