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Joke of the Day
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
Next Joke
"I need to buy some maternity clothes. And by maternity clothes, I mean clothes I wear when I punch pregnant women."
"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."
"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"
"Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV."
"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."
"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What do you call a lesbian spy? Lesbianage."