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Joke of the Day
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
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"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
"St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze."
"Gay roulette... ...when you have a glory hole and there's a 20% chance you're getting a dude."
"I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying ""Nope""."
"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"
"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"