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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
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"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"
"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""
"When I got depressed, I joined the Army. I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on."
"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."
"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."
"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."
"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."
"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."