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Joke of the Day
"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."
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"Me: He's starting to stir! Wife: Shhhh. Me: OH MY GOD... Wife: Be quiet. Me: HE'S GOT A KNIFE! Wife: I hate watching cooking shows with you."
"Traffic stop A cop stops a car and asks the man inside, ""Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"" The guy replies, ""Why? Is there an ugly chick next to me?"""
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 13 to come on your face."
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"
"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"