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Joke of the Day
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
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"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."
"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."
"The fact that belly buttons aren't blowholes is fucking stupid."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"
"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"
"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"I can never be a fan of Negative People... Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary."