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Joke of the Day

"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""

"Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo"

"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"

"Based on the novel 'Push Notifications' by iSapphire"

"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""

"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"

"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"

"Dear girls, Santa saw your Facebook page, you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."

"Rap is 75% Crap"

"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""