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Joke of the Day
"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
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"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."
"Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!"
"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."
"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"
"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I'm just the drone pilot."
"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"