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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."
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"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."
"Women have a good 6th sense. I smiled at a girl in the mall once. When I got home I opened the door and my wife met me with a drop kick."
"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"
"Business idea: Own a profitable business"
"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."
"Shaved my girlfriend's cat. Think she'll take the hint?"
"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."
"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"
"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."