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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"

"Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!"

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"

"To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow."

"what idiot called it ""alphabet soup"" instead of ""times new ramen""?"

"My mother said if never be able to build a car out of spaghetti.. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food."

"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"