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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"
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"I hate feeling bad about feeling good about feeling bad."
"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."
"What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? Gold digging"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"
"They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it."
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
"How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're too afraid of the electricity."
"Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records. Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was"