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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I'm just the drone pilot."

"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"

"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."

"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."

"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."

"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""

"Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman."

"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"

"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."

"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"