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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"Judge: how do you plead? Guy: well usually to my wife Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant"

"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."

"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"

"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."

"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"

"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."