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Joke of the Day
"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"
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"30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing."
"I found the cure to obesity, but then I ate it."
"My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."
"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."
"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"
"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
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