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Joke of the Day

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."

"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."

"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."

"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""

"WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"

"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."

"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."