163012
Joke of the Day
"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
Next Joke
"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"
"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"
"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"
"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."
"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"
"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."
"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"