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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."
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"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."
"A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: ""$40? what do you need $30 for?"""
"They don't make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you'd try nuking your friends."
"Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally."
"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"
"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."