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Joke of the Day
"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"
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"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."
"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."
"What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one."
"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""
"I got stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard asking ""What products do I use for grooming?"" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, ""Facebook."""