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Joke of the Day
"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."
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"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"(GoT Joke) Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC? Cuz he be Ilyn."
"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"
"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."
"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""
"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."