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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"And the Lord said to Peter 'Come forth and receive eternal life' Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"

"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"

"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"

"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."

"I wonder what the chimpanzee who will one day feast on your eyes and fingers is doing today."

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."