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Joke of the Day

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? Your girl has to chew before she swallows."

"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."

"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."

"In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods."

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"Adblock can't melt Ellen Pao."

"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""