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Joke of the Day

"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"

"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."

"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."

"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."

"My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues.... Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife. -Stuart Francis"

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside!"

"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"

"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."