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Joke of the Day

"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."

"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"

"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."

"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."

"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"

"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."

"Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"