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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"

"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"

"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."

"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."