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"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"
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"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""
"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."
"""This one's cute."" - me picking out a watermelon. I have no idea what I'm doing."
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."
"What do you call a failing brand? Calvin DeKlein."
"Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"
"How can you tell when your sister is on her period? When you dads dick tastes like blood."