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Joke of the Day
"Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere"
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"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."
"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."
"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"
"Pedolibby (MEME) http://i.imgur.com/v9LKIpH.jpg"
"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."
"Trump isn't the scariest president. That Rushmore guy had four heads..."
"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"
"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."
"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."