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Joke of the Day
"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
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"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""
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"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."
"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"
"What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother? I genuinely care about your mother."
"Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm"
"What's the difference between extremist and /r/the_donald? At least one group can grow a beard."
"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"
"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."