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Joke of the Day

"What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone."

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""

"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"What's the hottest hotel in Vegas? The Cosmopolitan"

"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."

"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"