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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."
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"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""
"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."
"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."
"why do women enjoy sex more than men A wise man said : ""When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"""
"Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win."
"Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold."
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"
"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"