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Joke of the Day

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"

"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? *Fish.*"

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."

"Snoop Dogg; Shake what'cha momma gave you. Me; Ummm... ok. <vigorously shakes a frozen lasagna>"

"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

"""Do unto others and stuff."" (Lesser-known brother, Josh Christ)"