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Joke of the Day

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"Twitter comedian: I'm the greatest tweeter alive! Kanye: Even I don't want that title."

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven. I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget."

"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"

"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"

"Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla"

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"