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Joke of the Day
"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"
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"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."
"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."
"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"
"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."
"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."
"My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good......."