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Joke of the Day

"Why did Suzie fall down the stairs? I pushed her"

"I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience."

"My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward."

"What do get when a ghost picks his nose? Boooooogers!"

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."

"Losing my virginity was like being born again Naked, soaking wet, crying in the hands of my father..."

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"