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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."
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"How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"
"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"
"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
"*Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* ""YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"""
"When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called ""sandwich artists."" They will be ""sub humans."""
"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"