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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
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"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."
"A scientist and a philosopher..."
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."
"[2 friends fighting at Denny's] Chicken: *gritting teeth* I'll have the bacon Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I'll be having the EGGS!"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."