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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
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"Who should we vote for the next president? Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3."
"What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue. Hehe"
"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""
"It's so expensive ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50."" - ""And the bag?"" - ""The bag is free."" - ""Ok, give me the bag."""
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."
"LOL""Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know"". Block Block Block Block"
"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."