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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"
"You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian."
"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."
"Me: lets go get a drink! Friend: what's the occasion? Me: ... Friend: ... Me: I don't understand the question."
"A one liner for the holiday, say no to drugs... Everybody says that you should say no to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
"Do you want to hear a bad joke? *my life* Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable, *just like my face* Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty, *just like my soul.*"