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Joke of the Day

"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."

"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."

"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."

"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"

"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."

"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she's the real headmaster"

"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."

"Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball"