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Joke of the Day

"There are some things Black people can't really say... Like, ""Skinny Macchiato"" Or, ""Too-da-loo"" And, ""Thank you for your help, Officer."""

"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"

"Why did the Ottoman empire collapse? Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over."

"The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted pepperoni but all they got was plain"

"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."

"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"

"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."

"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."