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Joke of the Day

"There are some things Black people can't really say... Like, ""Skinny Macchiato"" Or, ""Too-da-loo"" And, ""Thank you for your help, Officer."""

"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."

"What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"

"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""

"*Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] ""OH MY GOD"" ['WHALES ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]"

"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."

"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"

"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"

"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."