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Joke of the Day
"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"
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"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."
"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."
"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"
"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."
"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"
"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"