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Joke of the Day
"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
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"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."
"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"
"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"
"Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me."
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"
"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"
"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."
"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."