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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"
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"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."
"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation."
"So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious"""
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"Being God means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything, really."