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Joke of the Day
"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""
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"35,000 black people walked into a bar... According to the Louisiana Official Ledger, Jurisdiction Kudrow."
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"Depressed cows feel like life is udderly hopeless. But now there's hope. Ask your doctor if Cowbucil is right for your cow."
"*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today ""both are nice"" [wife calls later] ""how'd it go"" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster"
"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"
"Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney."
"I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources"
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"