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Joke of the Day

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."

"I was feeling under the weather... so i got on a plane."

"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."

"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""

"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"

"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"