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Joke of the Day
"I was feeling under the weather... so i got on a plane."
Next Joke
"A light joke. So I had this crazy dream where I weighed less than a thousandth a gram. Yeah I was like 0mg!"
"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."
"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"
"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"
"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."
"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"