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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling under the weather... so i got on a plane."

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a British woman sings to you Adele-i"

"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"

"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"

"Had sex with my nephew's English teacher. Texted her the next day ""Last nite was grate. Your so awsome!"" so I don't have to see her again."

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."