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Joke of the Day
"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."
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"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
"Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates"
"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."
"What does toilet paper and office paper have in common? You can write on both of them with a No. 2"
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at home drinking beer, jacking off to porno mags and playing minesweeper. I do enough of those things at work."
"Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween."