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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."
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"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"
"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
"Knock, knock... Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**"
"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."
"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"