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Joke of the Day
"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."
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"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"
"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."
"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."
"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"
"Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's largest collection of air guitars."
"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."
"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."
"Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges."
"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."