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Joke of the Day

"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"

"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."

"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"I'm going to tweet with my left hand so it feels like someone else is tweeting about me."

"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"

"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."