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Joke of the Day
"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."
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"""If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."" -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge"
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."
"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."
"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"
"That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean."
"Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits."
"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."