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Joke of the Day

"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."

"The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me."

"2 Nazis walk into a BAR They each get 10 shots"

"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."

"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."

"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"What do you call a Nazi turkey? Joseph Gobbles."

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."